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Therapists - Live on Stage

Therapists - Live on Stage (15 As Live)

Wednesday 10 Feb 20277:30pm
Thursday 11 Feb 20277:30pm

Hilarious contemporary farce Therapists won the Sitcom Mission in 2025. 


A comedy about therapists 

Written by a therapist 

You’ll probably never want to see a therapist again 


As an emotionally aware psychotherapist, Rachel is naturally zen about turning 40 tomorrow. Sure, she’s single, with no kids, not even a divorce or a cockapoo. But it’s okay her romantic life’s a total failure. She can breathe deeply, identify all her patterns and stuff her face with Jaffa cakes. 


She’s forgotten that the new CBT therapist starts today and though she thinks CBT is shit, they have an instant spark. With 24 hours to get her man before the next decade begins, she attempts some indiscreet flirting whilst welcoming him to the team. 


Meanwhile, she’s running damage limitation on her receptionist who thinks empathy is quoting pop lyrics, fending off the advances of her supervisor and dodging the barbs of the psychodynamic therapist who analyses how she eats fruit. 


Can Rachel find love before the clock strikes 40? Or will her neurotic team thwart her attempts before she even gets a chance to fuck it up herself?


 

La Bayadère 2027

La Bayadère 2027 (12A Live)

Sunday 14 Feb 20273:00pm
In a dreamlike India where a magnificent elephant parades before the rajah’s lavish palace and a golden idol follows a fan dance, the ballet tells the story of the ill-fated love between the warrior Solor and Nikiya, a sacred temple dancer. 

A jewel of the Paris Opera repertoire, La Bayadère dazzles with its virtuosic variations, impressive ensemble scenes and the purity of its “Kingdom of the Shades” act, in which 32 dancers in white tutus slowly trace their arabesques with an almost magical poetry.

Choreography: Rudolf Nureyev, after Marius Petipa 
Music: Ludwig Minkus 
Adaptation, arrangement: John Lanchberry 
Conductor: Koen Kessels 
Cinema Director: Julien Condemine 
Cast: (subject to change) Dorothée Gilbert (Nikiya), Hugo Marchand (Solor), Roxane Stojanov (Gamzatti), Paris opera Premières Danseuses and Premiers Danseurs , the Paris Opera Corps de Ballet 

Ballet in three acts